lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this


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thescienceofjohnlock:

amygloriouspond:

Legit Johnlock Scenes

Dirty thoughts at a crime scene.

We’re all thinking that John …plus other stuff too.


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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS


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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


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thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet


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rebelledforcas:

"You are the icing on my cake..."

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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

image

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before


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rointheta:

Make Me Choose
anon asked: Black, blue or brown suit?


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favorite character meme:  seven scenes.
           1. Rory, I’m not trying to be rude… but you died.


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2x10


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shaymittchell:

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK MEME - 8 inmates
→ [6/8] inmates | Nicky Nichols


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mcporno:

*tries to sing along with song ive never heard before*


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THEME
Watching: Orange Is The New Black S1 | Pretty Little Liars S5
Reading: Trauma by Eric Axl Sund
Listening to: Problem - Natalia Kills over and over again



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